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What 5 movie characters I'd want by my side in zombie apocalypse? September Zombies + Giveaway!

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I'm sitting in my bunker while hordes of zombies are roaming the wastelands of what previously has been known as Stoke-on-Trent, UK. Electricity is almost out for the night. We have to be very careful with the supplies, you know? Even the tunnels which have been built in the last 25 years post zombie apocalypse are not safe to use in search of food, clothes and ammunition, because to get to your destination you have to go through zombie rats and zombie slugs, and when you get there you still have to venture outside. Not everyone comes back. Nuff said.

Anyway, I've got 30 mins and the ancient laptop I found has a funny post about movie characters the author would have wanted with her in zombie apocalypse. Ha-bloody-ha. It's so ridiculous I just have to share it with you!

Я сижу в своём бункере, пока орды зомби шатаются по опустошённому городу, что когда-то бы известен как Сток-он-Трент, Великобритания. Электричество почти что закончилось на сегодня. Мы должны следить как мы тратим нужные ресурсы, понимаете? Даже туннели, что были выстроены за последние 25 лет после апокалипсиса зомби, чтобы совершать вылазки в поисках еды, одежды и патронов не так уж и безопасны. надо пройти мимо зомби крыс и зомби улиток, а потом ещё и выбраться наружу. Не каждый возвращается. Но хватит об этом.


Ну так вот, я тут нашла старый ноутбук и у меня есть 30 минут пока не отключится генератор, чтобы поделиться с вами смешным постом, в котором автор рассуждает кого из героев кинофильмов она бы взяла себе в команду в зомби апокалипсис. Ха-ха, твою налево.



1. Cherry in Grindhouse: Planet Terror
Author: She is super cool tough chick, our Rose McGowan! Even without her leg she is lethal.

А: Супер крутая баба , наша Роуз Макгован! Даже без ноги.

Me: Yeah, and what happens when she runs out of bullets and can't run away? Zombie om-nom-nom.

Я: Ага, а когда у неё патроны закончатся, что она будет делать? Далеко ей от зомби не убежать.

2. Shaun from Shaun of The Dead
A: If that guy could survive his bunch of moronic friends in zombie apocalypse, I want him on my team!

А: Если этому парню удалось пережить свою команду дебилов-друзей, он переживёт что угодно! Хочу его в команду.

Me: Ditto. The worst team of almost survivors I've ever seen. It's a miracle, Shaun stayed alive. On the other hand, he might have been just lucky. Still I would want his luck.

Я: Точно. Худшая группа почти что оставшихся в живых, что я когда либо видела. Это просто чудо, что Шон выжил. С другой стороны, если он такой счастливчик, я хочу, чтобы он мне передал немного своей удачи.

3. Alice from Resident Evil

A: She is mean, lean, killing machine with super powers and immunity to the virus. What else do you want?

А: Алис, просто шикарная, боевая машина убийства со сверхъестественными способностями и иммунитетом от вируса. Чего ещё желать?

Me: Can't argue with that. If she was real, getting in and out of the tunnels would have been a hell of a lot easier.

Я: Не могу с этим поспорить. Если бы она была настоящей, походы за едой, одеждой и аммуницией  были бы гораздо приятнее.

4. River from Serenity
 A: This girl is amazing! Not only she is super fast, she moves like a dream. She'll chop any zombie into little pieces in no time.

А: Это девушка просто великолепна! Она не только супер быстра, но и двигается как ветер. Она порубит зомби на кусочки за секунды.

Me: She is a valuable asset, but a bit unpredictable. What if her super abilities won't switch on on time? Oh well, at least she can run.

Я: Да, да, её хорошо иметь при себе. А что если она не включит свои супер-способности во время?.. По крайней мере, она быстро бегает.

5. Ash from Evil Dead
A: You have to admit, this guy has a lot of experience, - zombies, witches, demons, different worlds. You name it he's done it. I would want him on my team.

А: Вы должны признать, что Аш - самый опытный из пятёрки. Через что он только не прошёл, зомби, демонов, ведьм и другие миры. Я бы взяла его в себе в команду.

Me: Oh yeah, no arguing with that. And that chainsaw would be very useful too! Although he does have terrible luck with his girlfriends :)

Я: О да, с этим я не спорю. И бензопила будет очень даже кстати. Только вот ему ужасно не везёт с гёрлфрендами :)

* * *
Now in honor of September Zombies I'm giving away 
from The Book Depository (so make sure they ship to you).
The book is out on 4th of October 2011.
All you need to do is to name at least one movie character you want by your side in zombie apocalypse and leave your email address. This is your original entry.
Extra entries:
+1 for a GFC or Networked Blogs follower
+1 for spreading the word through social media or your blog (please leave a link).
Giveaway ends on 07/10/11.
Thank you!

В честь Сентябрьских Зомби для одного победителя я закажу с Book Depository (убедитесь, что BD к вам шлёт) вот эту книгу (см.выше), которая выходит 4.10.2011.
Всё , что вам нужно сделать, это назвать ваш вариант героя кинофильма, что вы хотели бы видеть в своей команде, если наступит зомби апокалипсис и оставить свой  имэйл.
Дополнительные очки:
+1 за GFC or Networked Blogs follower
+1 за распространение инфо о контесте через свой блог или социальные сети (оставьте мне ссылку).
Контест заканчивается 07.10.2011.
Удачи!

26 comments:

Birgit said...

Thanks for the laugh so early in the morning. Not as though a zombie apocalypse would be a laughing matter. It's not. Especially when you've just run out of toilet paper. But I digress.

I'd take Andrew Scott aka Dolph Lundgren with me (from: Universal Soldier). Granted, he hasn't got any zombie fighting experience (not that I know of) but he sure knows how to kick ass, dead or not. Add that he's kinda sorta undead himself which makes him a lot more resistant towards actual zombies. And he can be easily repaired if he's missing important parts after a fight.

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Jeanne said...

I would want Alice from Resident Evil by my side :) I love the movie and she is super awesome!
Thank you so much for the chance to win♥
GFC: Jeanne
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Michelle Greathouse said...

No need to enter me in the giveaway, I've read Dead Mann Walking and enjoyed it. :)

But I did want to respond. I love your picks, especially Alice and River - both butt kicking women.

I think I'd add Wolverine from the X-Men to my crew - he is virtually indestructible.

Have a great day.

M

Tasha Shahirah said...

I would love to have Ian Somerhalder by my side in zombie apocalypse. That man is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo FINE!
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vvb32 reads said...

i would pick River, as we already know she can handle Reavers with a blink of an eye!
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titania86 said...

I would want Georgia Mason from Mira Grant's Feed series. She is one badass chick and she can dispatch tons of zombies. Plus she's a blogger so we have stuff to talk about when we're bored.

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titania86 said...

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Vivien said...

I would for sure pick Alice from Resident Evil. She's amazing.

Vivien
deadtossedwaves at gmail dot com

Mimi Valentine said...

LOL! I just adored that list -- it made me laugh so hard! It also made me want to watch all of those movies just to see what you're talking about, even though I'm not a big fan of zombie movies! x)

I honestly don't know who I'd want by my side in a zombie apocalypse! But I'd probably pick Jace from Cassie Clare's Mortal Instruments series -- soon to be portrayed by Jamie C.B. -- because zombies aren't that far a stretch from Downworlders, and he's had plenty of experience killing those!

Not entering -- just here for fun! :)

AimeeKay said...

Thanks for the giveaway! I would definitely pick Alice. With all her abilities I believe I would have better chance of surviving.

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M.A.D. said...

Mary D
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Actually, I think I'd pick Edward from Twilight, the reason I say this is that maybe with all that twinkling & sparkle thing he does would blind the zombies, allowing me time to escape lol

marybelle said...

I want Wolverine by my side. He could slice off a few heads quite nicely.

GFC: Mary Preston

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jc said...

I definitely want Alice, she's smoking hot!

jc said...

Follow with gfc, thanks for the giveaway.

Jessica said...

Thank you for the giveaway! I want Alice from the Resident Evil series. She is kick ass!

gfc - jbronderblogs
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Michelle @ The True Book Addict said...

I would have to go with Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) from Zombieland. Although, I did leave a comment on your update post over at vvb32 reads regarding the awesomeness of Ash from Army of Darkness. Just didn't want to steal from your top five. LOL!

thanks for the giveaway
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buddyt said...

Definitely Alice from the Resident evil series.

I loved those movies and the character really kicked butt. Also they had the perfect actress in Milla Jovovich.

Thanks for the giveaway.

Carol T

buddytho {at} gmail DOT com

I follow via GFC

Pabkins said...

Oh I hope you laugh at this one - I asked my husband and he said - Chuck Norris (after he said "why of course you baby" yeah right right?

So I'd want Mr. T
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Pabkins @ Mission to Read

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Aik said...

Can I say Van Helsing? He's not a zombie hunter, but at least he's a vampire hunter.

+1 for a GFC or Networked Blogs follower
+1 for spreading the word through social media or your blog
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Reading mind said...

Zombie apocalypse! I must make sure I do not run out of Coke. That would be a major disaster even with zombies coming. And I want Dean from Supernatural because he can kick some serious zombie butt AND he's funny AND he's hot!

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Martina Koleva said...

Oh I'd love Damon Salvatore at my side even if it's not a Zombie Apocalypse! And the Winchester brothers! And a few others but let's keep the list short.
+1 GFC- Marti
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Martina Koleva said...

I forgot my email:
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Yto said...

well i would take the terminator aka arnold schwarznegger ;) come on, he is a ROBOTER. the zombies can gnaw on him as much as they want, it won't stop him killing them left and right XD i would definitely feel safe with him - well until the time he gets hit pretty bad and his programm has a malfunction.

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Darlene said...

I agree that Alice from Resident Evil is totally kick-ass, but I'd want the two hotties from Supernatural: Sam and Dean Winchester!!!!!!

Please enter me in the draw, and thanks for the giveaway!

darlenesbooknook at gmail dot com

Darlene said...

+1 for tweeting:

http://twitter.com/#!/DarleneBookNook/status/121799570614272000

darlenesbooknook at gmail dot com

Darlene said...

+1 for following on GFC (Darlene)

darlenesbooknook at gmail dot com

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