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Christmas With... Tiffany Reisz!

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Nora’s Christmas Wishlist

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good Dominatrix/erotica writer this year. Please send one of the following to my house in New Orleans.

1. Vinyl catsuit (see my attached measurements)


2. Tub of petroleum jelly (I just need that for getting in and out of the vinyl catsuit)


3. A flogger – elk (will also accept moose as a substitute)

 
4. David Gandy’s phone number


5. Idris Elba’s phone number


6. A major league baseball team (you can surprise me – I won’t be using them for the baseball so I really don’t care which team it is. Just no Yankees please. Griffin will never forgive me).



7. A Roomba



8. A cat to ride the Roomba



9. A shark costume for the cat to wear while riding a Roomba


10. Five golden cock rings



Thanks, Santa! Merry Christmas to you and yours! Also, I was kidding about number ten. I already have plenty of cock rings.

Love Always,
Mistress Nora Sutherlin

P.S. Oh, can I have world peace for Christmas?

P.P.S. Søren was reading over my shoulder so I had to throw something “Catholic-y” in there.




Tiffany Reisz lives in Portland, Oregon with her boyfriend (a reformed book reviewer) and two cats (one good, one evil). She graduated with a B.A. in English from Centre College in Danville, Kentucky and is making both her parents and her professors proud by writing BDSM erotica under her real name.

When not under arrest, Tiffany enjoys Latin Dance, Latin Men, and Latin Verbs. She dropped out of a conservative southern seminary in order to pursue her dream of becoming a smut peddler. Johnny Depp’s aunt was her fourth grade teacher. Her first full-length novel THE SIREN was inspired by a desire to tie up actor Jason Isaacs (on paper). She hopes someday life will imitate art (in bed). 
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